Santa Banta SMS
Santa And Banta Joke
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats…
Santa
Banta: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? Santa: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Santa Banta
Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "…In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !
Titanic Was Sinking
Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "…In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !
Santas Wife
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 57, 36-24-36 s**y figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green s**y eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Santa And Banta Joke
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife.".
Santa And Banta Joke
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Police Or Ambulance
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance??
Santa Wife
2 men were searching for their lost wife in festival. banta : what dose your wife look like? santa : she is 36,24,36, s**y figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green eyes, brown hair, and yours? banta : forget mine, let us look for yours.
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