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Love

you made me mad you made me cry you made me sad you lied to me you made me hurt you you broke my heart but i still luv you

Thoughtfulness

Thoughtfulness and kindness are contagious. Actions speaks louder than words. By showing love in your everyday actions, you do much to encourage more people to follow your example.

Life Quotes

wat numbers will u give me? 1=I like u 2=u r funny 3=u r cool 4=I dont care abt u 5=u r beautiful 6=I hate u 7=U r boring 8=U r cute 9=I wnt u in my life 10=I miss u 11=I want u 12=I want ur friendship

Man And God

Man asked God : Why did u make woman so beautiful? God said : So u can love her.. Man asked God : Why did u make her so stupid? God said : So she can love u

Love

love is a game that 2 play and both win

Love Is Hate

Two unthinkable Quotes : 1).When i learnt to dry my tears…i found a shoulder to cry on… 2).When i mastered the skill of hating…someone started loving me…

Quote

" i always had two choices love and hate, but i always chose love over have that is why i am now at oscars" love ur enemies too…. – "A.R. Rahman"

Do Grow Show

HELP is an act, do it, let it go. LOVE is a gift, take it, let it grow. PATIENCE is a sign we should wear, let it show

Lonely

YOu tOLd Me U WaNT mE… yoU ToLd mE u mIss Me… YoU ToLd mE ThAt u LoVe mE.. BuT U NeVeR ToLd me ThAt u WiLL lEaVe mE AlOnE….

Love 2

Your love is a flame, That can never die, For always and ever, It will be just you and I. Your love is a rose, Moistened with dew, Touching my soul, With the beauty of you.

Friendship

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

Love

love the right person, or at least love someone who is making himself/herself right for you.

Love And Lies

someone said to me "i love you" i sneezed.. Then i replied.. "sorry.. im allergic to b******t and lies"..

Love And Marriage

A famous write said "love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock." so have sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up…

Hoping That

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness To celebrate again.. Happy Anniversary

Sweet Kiss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet!!

Humour

humour employee sms to boss me sick no work. boss replies me sick i kiss my wife u try. employee sms after 2hrs it works your wife very sweet!!!!!!

Break Up And Make Up

You’re Wrong When Its Right….Its Black And Its White…We Fight We Break Up….We Kiss We Make Up

Kiss

Kiss is not like NokiaConnecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Fallen For A Friend

if u’ve fallen for a friend and u dont know what to do ur just becoming desperate for them to notice you U walk with them on a starry night quickly kiss them and walk off alight so next time you see them they truly know that a person like u is worth the world

Love Msg

Talk 2 me when i"m bored, kiss me when i"m sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, LOVE me when i"m still alive

Love Quotes

ove begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a teardrop…

Love Me

Love me and I will love you. Kiss me and I will kiss you. Mug me and I will kill you.

Love And Kisses

A simple kiss can make a Forever Love, and a Forever Love brings millions of those kisses.

Long Kiss

A long . . . long kiss is the kiss of Youth and Love! ! !

One Kiss

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and Ill be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!

Kiss Blown

A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED

Im Afraid To Lose

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

Kiss

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it, not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

Friends Funny

Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..)

Alpahbet

he Alpahbet a-ur attractive b-ur beautiful c-urcaring d-ur delicous e-ur exciting f-ur funny g-ur gorgeous h-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!

Chukchi Very Funny

Chukchi grenade broke with a stone, has remained a soldier and surprised shouts – Do not do so, it may explode – Do not worry, I have one

The Alpahbet

The Alpahbet a-ur attractive b-ur beautiful c-ur caring d-ur delicous e-ur exciting f-ur funny g-ur gorgeous h-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!

Friend

I know a best friend who is funny, caring, loving, understanding, crazy, as sweet as honey, a great partner and is reading this msg now!!

The Alphabet

THE ALPHABET a – ur attractive b – ur beautiful c – ur caring d – ur delicious e – ur exciting f – ur funny g – ur gorgeous h – ur heavenly I – IM J – JUST K – KIDDING L – LOSER!

The Alpahbet

The Alpahbet a-ur attractive b-ur beautiful c-urcaring d-ur delicous e-ur exciting f-ur funny g-ur gorgeous h-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER! (ha)

Being A Friend

Being a frnd is not just sharing a joke,a conversation,a cup of coffee or a funny story.It means sharing an honest true part of yourself..

Edison Funny

Edison had rightly said: "A fool can ask more questions than a wise can answer" Now we know why all of us are speechless during the VIVA VOCE in PRACTICLE exams

Very Funny

This is a test to check ur english.Read this fast and loud.This is tongue twister. BOW VOW COW HOW VOW BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW STOP! Test result- NICE DOG………

Wife Funny

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Im Just High

I light up the bowl and Im lit, Its funny I might split. What am I talking about, I dont remember, I just want weed to make me feel better (idk I think that rhymes) . Only If I Could fly. . . But Im Just High

Friendship

But friendship is precious, not only in shade, but in the sunshine of life and thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine

Friendship

"Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another…"

Friendship

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives :nikit

Friends-heart

The relationship between one heart and other is called – love But The relationship between heart and heartbeat is called friendship give true value

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

Friends Forever

life is a railway station in which love is a train it will come N go at any time but friendship is the track it will be there forever..

Friendship

There Are Many Valuable Things In Life, But Friendship May Be One Of The Most .

Friendship

Frndship s nt a show by sending msg. It’s understanding f two minds Always remember me..!!!

Big Fire

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT BIG FIRE WHICH BURNS ALL DAY. IT S SMALL LAMP DAT BURNS TIL D LAST DAY OF LIFE….

Flirt

It’s hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It’s hard to say I’m okay because sometimes I’m not. But it’s easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do. !!!

Flirt Boys

U will be a ROSE for all TREES U will be a SMILE for all FACES U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS U will be a BROTHER for all CUTE GIRLS….

Sweet Flirt

* special * *surprise for you * close your eyes! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 u looked! u ddnt close ur eyes so no surprise

Flirt Sms

Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting TWINS TWINS

Flirt

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart… So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS… as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

Joke Or Flirt

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i am cute miss call, if i am gorgeous Text back if i am pretty Text a joke if i am charming Just ignore if you are jealous

Flirt

A girl checks her lovers mobile to know under which name he has saved HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 calling..

Flirt

the police are looking for a suspect who is smart, s**y, witty and very good looking… so where are you gonna hide me?

Flirt

The length breadth height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u

Diwali

"Our thoughts hold the power to build, bend or break our circumstances." Happy Diwali..

Diwali

For this, is a special time when family And friends get together,for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!! Happy Deepavali .

Deepawali Greetings

No Gift No Sweet No Flower No Decorated card just a simple Diwali wish but straight from the Heart *Happy diwali* smsjokes.co.in

Wishing U And Your

_l”l________ –/ l__l Delivery ________ L(o)__l___(o)__ This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE, Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI.

Wishing u a very happy diwali

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A”S… All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali

May the divine light of diwali spread into your Life peace, prosperity, happiness and good health. .

Diwali

———– ‘–.__.–’ Here is ———– my GREETING 4 you. Kindly open it…. $========$ ( HAPPY ( ( DIWALI ( ) ) ( Prosperous ) ( New Year ).

Diwali Sms Ascii Sms

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Deepavali

May the shimmering lights and cracking fireworks sparkle up your life with all happiness and prosperity. Wishing You and Your family a Wonderful Diwali..

Christmas

For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.

Christmas

Of the Christmas gifts I’ll receive And of those in the past, I’ve There’s none compares to the best of gifts.. That’s you…thanks, Mom and Dad..!!!

Blessings

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

Merry Christmas

i want 2 say u, u r mine , i want 2 say u have a good time, i want 2 say u fun with ur time on christmas dime !!

Big Fat Man

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Christmas

Christmas is coming.. And you know what else too.. Lots and lots of wishes.. With lots of love for you…!!!

Christmas To You

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

X Mas1

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Broken Hearts

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Edward

After all the thousand times I’ve told you I love you, how could you let one word break your faith in me? Edward

Love Is Enough

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

Cannot Break

My heart can be broken up so many times, but my love for you…. NEVER!

Break Up

My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!

Break Up

hey, im really soz but i think we need to break up, its me not u i just think its 2 soon. can we still be friends?

Break Up Txt Message

I wish you were here …. holding my hand ,wish you were here kissing my lips,wish you were here doing all things we used to do X .

Break Up

you say i the only one.. you say you love me.. you say your love is blind… you say i’m the hubby.. but why..now you throw my love away..

Birthday

May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shining dreams. . Happy Birthday!

Birthday Wishes

Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

I Am Lost

Im lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earths last love. I will take lifes final offering, I will take the last human blessing.?

Birthday

Some things r left undone, some words r left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but some ones as nice as you could never be left unwished, happy birth day dear!

Friend

This Is Not Quite A Birthday Card But Rather A Little Note To Wish You A Very Happy Birthday. Have A Great Night And Will Celebrate Again Next Week. Enjoy …….!

With Lots Love

Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may your future always shine. . . With LOT’S LOVE "Happy BIRTHDAY TO YOU"

They Are

They are also great to use to inspire and motivate others when you are giving a speech. We use quotations in birthday cards, on our Christmas message..

Birthday

Birthdays are 4 fun Enjoys a sticky bun Im glad u are my mate Hope ur birthdays great.

Perfect Birthday

Perfect Birthday On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you!

April Fool

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Sardar Got Into

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

Wife Killed Husband

Judge: Why did U kill Ur Husband? Lady: He Called Me from Office, Took Me To Bedroom, Removed My Clothes, Laid Me on D Bed, spread my legs Said April Fool!!!

Propose

Hey, U Know Which is the best day to propose to a girl? 1st of April! U Know Why?? If she accepts, youre lucky, otherwise simply exclaim, April Fool

Dirty Mind

Judge – Y did u attack that young man? Old lady – he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed shouted APRIL FOOL..!

Dj – April Fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass….Dj…

April Fool

If today any 1 talks praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before April 1st.

April Fool

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April When conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- And took the ticket and said April Fool. I have pass.